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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 02:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

No, not a chance

How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

DL Coach Kris Kocurek Explains why 49ers Traded for Bryce Huff - Sports Illustrated

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

F1 in Spain: Now that was a lapse in judgment - Ars Technica

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

No way

What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Brad Marchand's mom goes nuts after his Game 2 heroics as Panthers star offers cheeky response - New York Post

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Mountaineers Defeat Kentucky to Advance to Super Regionals - West Virginia University Athletics