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11.06.2025 02:03

Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
No, not a chance
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
No way
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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